You must think you want to contact me. Are you sure?
I mean are you REALLY sure?
Okay, you may do so, but know the following.
Your message MUST have a subject or it will be ignored.
Your message must be readable in plain text.
Are you still sure you want to contact me?
Alright, then you may send your message to my first name @ the domain of this website. That was simple, eh?
By the way, by sending an email to ANY of my addresses you are agreeing that:
1. I am by definition, “the intended recipient”;
2. All information in the email is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to. In particular, I may quote it on my weblog;
3. I may take the contents as representing the views of your company;
4. This overrides any disclaimer or statement of confidentiality that may be included on your message.
Oh, and you can download my public key and send me all your highly classified secrets, protected from prying eyes.
Oh, and if you wanna be old school, send me a dead tree:
Florissant, MO 63032